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Joseph Obi : Public Message of Profound Personal Thanks.

2010-03-29T04:30:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Obi would like to (once again) publicly express his Profound Personal Gratitude to all those who have solidly stood by him (so far) ; most especially during the past decade or two.

As previously acknowledged (elsewhere) ; the Years 2000 to 2009 undoubtedly ranked among the Most Challenging Years of his life - and Doctor Obi shall indelibly remain eternally grateful to each (and every one) of his Totally Inspirational Political Supporters.

God Bless Us !

Doctor Obi | Statement Imminent | European Deportation Death Scandal | Dr Obi is said to be Totally Horrified . . .

2010-03-19T07:19:00.000-07:00

GLOBAL NEWSFLASH.

It is officially confirmed that Doctor Obi will soon be making a Public Press Statement concerning the recent death of an Impoverished African Citizen ; which sadly occured during an (Allegedly) Inhumane European Deportation Exercise.

Please kindly continue to visit www.obi-1.com for all of the Latest Updates ; in relation to this issue.

Doctor Joseph Obi LLD | Professor Obi Awarded Honorary Law Doctorate | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Does It Again !

2010-02-28T15:20:00.000-08:00

It is confirmed that Professor The Rt Hon Doctor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) will be graciously enjoying a relatively quiet week of Profound Reflection ; in due preparation for the Upcoming Award of an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Law (LLD) by a Statutorily Accredited University ; as a mark of Formal Recognition of his Momentous International Impact in the Field of Alternative Medicine.

Further Details will be judiciously released ; in due Season .

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Firmly Defends Dr Wakefield

2010-01-28T19:17:00.000-08:00

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly noted the Recent Regulatory Publicity (and Kangaroo Hearings) which have wrecklessly been surrounding Dr Andrew Wakefield.

Doctor Obi is also officially reported to be warmly wishing Dr Wakefield a Profoundly Satisfying Career elsewhere ; most especially now that many other Organizations like the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) currently have Dedicated Professional Retraining Programmes for Embattled Medical Doctors.

Further News Updates are scheduled to be released quite shortly.

Doctor Joseph Obi : " Alistair Darling is perfectly right to have summarily resigned from Top Scottish Law Body. "

2010-01-27T15:38:00.000-08:00

It is reported that the Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Doctor Joseph Obi , has astonishingly noted the (highly) remote possibility that the Rt Honourable Alistair Darling might have dramatically surrendered his Regulatory Licensure (Membership) of the Scottish Faculty of Advocates ; in Alleged Response to an Impending Disciplinary Hearing relating to Suspected Professional Misconduct.

To this effect ; Dr Obi has publicly commended the Rt Hon Chancellor for his (Seemingly) Impeccable Nobility ; and warmly wishes him an Exceedingly Eventful Political Future - most especially when he (Mr Darling) appropriately loses his Top Cabinet Job sometime after the Next UK General Election.

Dr Joseph Obi : Downing Street News ( Alternative Medicine)

2010-01-27T03:32:00.000-08:00

Dr Joseph Obi remains perpetually grateful to all those who have already signed his (Personally-Sponsored) Downing Street Petition for Greater UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine ; which has just successfully crossed the 750 Signature Mark.

Even though this Amount significantly exceeds the Minimum Required Number for a Formal Prime Ministerial Response ; Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) formidably encourages everyone to consistently continue to endorse and circulate it throughout the United Kingdom and beyond.

Do Something Amazing : Please Sign This Petition

Joseph Chikelue Obi Calls for UK Boycott of Racist Media.

2010-01-15T20:24:00.001-08:00

Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi hereby calls upon All Ethnic Minority Citizens to Immediately Withdraw Patronage from All Newspapers (and Media) which fail to Highlight the Fatal Medical Errors which have been committed by White Medical Doctors ; in the very same way which they Gruesomely Headline the Alleged Clinical Trangressions of Black Medical Doctors.

Further Details are coming soon !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Wikipedia Warning

2010-01-15T17:04:00.000-08:00

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Wikipedia Warning

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to make it abundantly clear that Wikipedia does not have permission to publish anything in relation to any of the following search terms:

Joseph Chikelue Obi
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi
Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi
Joseph Chikelue Obi wikipedia
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi wikipedia
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi wikipedia
Royal College of Alternative Medicine
FRCAM (Dublin)
Royal College of Alternative Medicine wikipedia
FRCAM (Dublin) Wikipedia - Or any other Entry in relation to either Joseph Chikelue Obi or Royal College of Alternative Medicine or FRCAM(Dublin).

Wikipedia has already been warned about this matter - and I will not hesitate to sue the Living Daylights out of It.

Signed.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Backs Ulster First Lady Robinson !

2010-01-13T06:38:00.001-08:00

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :

FRCAM(Dublin) | Latest News Update | Dr Joseph Obi

2010-01-08T17:17:00.001-08:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly happy to announce arrival of the RCAM Supporters Membership Card ; for those who cannot currently afford the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Candidates who do not presently meet FRCAM(Dublin) Criteria may also consider applying for the RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Supporters Card.

Happy New Year and Very Best Wishes.

The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Formally Updates The FRCAM(Dublin) Criteria | RCAM Formidably Introduces Further Fellowship Hurdles.

2009-12-21T07:39:00.000-08:00

NEWSFLASH : Royal College of Alternative Medicine is currently updating it's Fellowship Criteria for award of the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Please kindly visit the Official RCAM Website ; for further details.

FRCAM (Dublin) : Official Definition of the Designation

2009-12-20T14:30:00.001-08:00

FRCAM(Dublin) : Fellow , Royal College of Alternative Medicine (Dublin)

Dr Joseph Obi Joins Huge Online Protest Against Tony Blair's EU Presidency Bid | 50000 EU Citizens Say No To Blair !

2009-11-19T03:08:00.000-08:00

It is publicly confirmed that Controversial Black British Politican Joseph Obi has firmly joined almost 50000 other European Citizens in a Massive Online Protest against the Candidacy of Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair for the post of EU President.

Further Political Information , concerning the International Protest against Tony Blair's EU Presidential Candidacy , is publicly available at www.StopBlair.eu .

* Please duly note that the Official 2014 MEP Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi is currently located at www.obi-1.com

Professor Joseph Obi : "The UK Conservative Party Will Soon Formidably Regain Streatham Parliamentary Constituency "

2009-10-31T15:05:00.000-07:00

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Battle-Axe , Professor Joseph Obi , has (once again) publicly urged the People of Streatham to comprehensively kick out the Governing Labour Party from it's Streatham Parliamentary Seat.

Commenting in response to Political Questions from Local Ethnic Minority Leaders , Firebrand Streathamite Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Streatham was far much better under the Conservative Party . . . So I cannot but only hope (and pray) that Streatham is duly returned to the Tories at the Next UK General Election . "

Dr Joseph Obi Suavely Wins Top UK Diversity Caucus Job.

2009-10-31T14:45:00.000-07:00

It is publicly announced that Black British Politician Dr Joseph Obi has just been unanimously elected to Head a Brand New Political Organization called the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

One fundamental role of the UKDC will be to Ethically Laise with the British National Party (together with other Similar Nationalist Entities) ; with the Ultimate Aim of Politically Healing all forms of Racism and Discrimination .

The Indomitable Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has since decisively swung into Action . . .

Further details will be released shortly.

Joseph Obi Launches European Parliamentary Candidacy

2009-10-31T07:49:00.001-07:00

* Joseph Obi : Political Press Statement *

Dr Joseph Obi has publicly declared his profound personal interest in formidably contesting as a Substantive MEP Candidate ; during the Next European Parliamentary Election.

The Official Obi for Europe Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is www.Obi-1.com .

* End of Political Press Statement *

(Team Joseph Obi)

Joseph Obi : Social Networking Profile Update July 2009

2009-07-19T03:29:00.001-07:00

Please be informed that the New Facebook URL of The Rt Hon Laird Joseph Obi (of Kincavel) can easily be located under the FaceBook Search Name of Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi : International Tour 2009 : Asia

2009-07-19T03:23:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Obi , recently commenced a Whirlwind Asian Tour.

Further Details are coming soon.

Doctor Joseph Obi Warns International Medical Graduates About New GMC License : " Seek Independent Legal Advice "

2009-07-19T03:11:00.001-07:00

This is to publicly advise all International Medical Graduates to always endeavour to seek Independent Legal Advice ; most especially before coming to the United Kingdom under the Fundamentally Flawed General Medical Council Licensing Scheme.

Thank You ,

Doctor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Professor The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Rushes To Oprah's Defence !

2009-07-12T00:52:00.000-07:00

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned Sponsored (Hatchet - Job) Journalists to Stop Shamelessly Harassing Superstar Oprah Winfrey over her sustained support for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine Interventions.

Speaking in Asia during a Breakfast Meeting Question Session , where he firmly outlined his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically averred :

" As far as RCAM is concerned , Oprah Winfrey , currently exceeds the Baseline Criteria for the Title of Alternative Medicine Doctor.

Oprah is Fully Qualified and Comprehensively Insured to Formidably Heal the Public via Magazines , Radio , Television Screens , Endorsements , Exclusive Merchandize plus other Internet Channels or Outlets ; and from where I am gleefully standing , it would firmly appear that Thousands of Millions of People all over the World happily tune in , (Every Blessed Year) , for their very own Holistic Therapeutic Dose of Highly Effective Oprah Therapy.

It is therefore not within the Fundamental Professional Purview of Certain (Poorly Educated) Skeptic Journalists to sarcastically write her off as some (very sad) sort of (Mentally-Unstable) Wacky Cures Enthusiast ; especially when Dr Winfrey is probably the Most Prolific International Healer of our Modern Clinical Age . "

Dr Joseph Obi : Alternative Medicine Clinical Apprenticeship Scheme ( Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland)

2009-05-07T08:31:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi , will soon be taking on Clinical Apprentices , for placements in his Northern Ireland Alternative Medicine Network.

All Interested Applicants must obtain Private Funding for these positions ; as Professor Obi has voluntarily opted out of National Apprenticeships Schemes.

Long Term Unemployed Candidates will be recruited from both Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

Typical Apprenticeships essentially last for a basic period of 12 Lunar Months ; and will hopefully culminate in a wide range of Lucrative Self-Employment Initiatives

Professor Joseph Obi can easily be contacted by clicking on this Link.

Thank You.

Joseph Obi : How To Secure Samantha Orobator's Freedom

2009-05-07T06:20:00.001-07:00

Further to the very many countless online requests for my Direct Diplomatic Intervention in this case ; I would like to publicly suggest that the very best way to help Samantha Orobator is to quickly write directly to the Military President of Lao , via the following address :

HE General Choummaly Sayasone
President of Lao and Leader of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
c/o HE Ambassador Phiane Philakone
Embassy of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic
2222 S St. NW
Washington, DC 20008
Email Address: laoembas@gmail.com
Phone: +1 (202) 328 9148 +1 (202) 667 0187
Consular Office: +1 (202) 667 0076
Fax: +1 (202) 232 1208
Website : http://www.laoembassy.com

In the interim , I will continue to secretly work behind-the-scenes ; to ethically attempt to judiciously secure the future of either Samantha , or her Unborn Child or Both.

Thank You ,

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

The Rt Hon Laird Provost of Kincavel | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | " Great Things are usually heralded by Controversy."

2009-04-20T02:05:00.000-07:00

" No one in the hallowed history of Planet Earth has ever (ever,ever) created anything great - without an awful lot of Controversy . . ."

The Rt Hon Laird Provost Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi of Kincavel

Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel : FAQ's (Etiquette & Protocol)

2009-04-13T07:54:00.000-07:00

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's) about the Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

*Question Number 1 :

What is the Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel ?

*Answer Number 1 :

The Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel is : The Right Honourable RCAM Provost and the Much Honoured Laird Obi [(Professor Dr Mr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)] of Kincavel , Sonachan , Ardnamurchan.

Acceptable Abbreviated Formal Styles include any of the following :

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost , Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

Tabloid Headlines : Easter 2009 Music Video Bonanza !

2009-04-13T07:40:00.000-07:00

Tabloid Headlines Easter Video 2009 : Fascination (By AlphaBeat)

Specially chosen by Laird Obi of Kincavel

Laird Obi of Kincavel : European Political Career Beckons ?

2009-04-13T07:36:00.000-07:00

We are impeccably informed that General Medical Council Opposition Leader , The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be entering Frontline European Politics.

Professor Obi is widely expected to boldly contest for a Very Safe European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat ; sometime in the Year 2013.

Further Information will be released quite shortly . . .

Joseph Obi becomes the Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

2009-04-13T07:21:00.000-07:00

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

It is announced that The Rt Hon RCAM Provost Dr Joseph Obi was recently officially confirmed as the First-Ever Black British Alternative Medicine Doctor to be formally elevated to the Hereditary Scottish Gentry.

Professor Obi is to henceforth be formally styled as : The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

Rt Hon Laird Provost Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) : Book Club

2009-04-13T07:18:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2009 Easter Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : " All That I Seek Is Justice . . ."

2009-04-13T07:16:00.000-07:00

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Dr Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : There's Only One

2009-04-13T07:12:00.000-07:00

" Organizers of Top Public Speaking Engagements politely tend to frequently ask me whether I would candidly prefer to be rapturously introduced onto the podium as either The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi or (simply just) The Rt Hon Dr Joseph (without the Chikelue) Obi."

With a Water Melon Smile and a Dashing Hollywood Wink , I always tend to humbly reply :

"There are probably more than a million and one ( wannabe ) Joseph Obi's on this earthly planet alone . . . But Alas , Oh Alas , (my precious little darlings) - There very sadly remains just the one (and only) Totally Sensational Joseph Chikelue Obi."

Dr Joseph Obi defends Madonna and Jesus (Luz) . . .

2009-04-02T20:23:00.001-07:00

The Undisputed Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly lashed out at the Media Establishment for wrongly portraying the Hot Sexual Relationship between Musical Megastar Madonna and Brazilian Supermodel Jesus Luz as a Satanic and Incestuous One.

Speaking in response to questions posed during a Weekend Party at a Top European Restaurant ; Dr Obi sadly hissed :

" To each one , one's very own Amorous Inclination . . .

Age should never (ever , ever) be deemed to be a barrier to Love.

The fact that Madonna is far much older than both of the Guy's (Jesus Luz's) Parents should not really be an issue at this particular point in time ; most especially when it obviously seems that both of them seem to be taking a Highly Reflective Break.

Tabloid Journalists have absolutely no right to go around harassing them like this - and neither should any of their (Headline-Hungry) News Barons ruthlessly drag the Real Sacred Christian Religious Icons (like God the Son , Jesus and His Most Holy Virgin Mother , The Madonna) into it either.

It is those Outrageously Greedy Barons who really ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves ; for having the Absolutely Insipid Taste to Brazenly Publish such Obliviously Blasphemous and Morbidly Incestuous Insinuations."

Exclusive Photographic Footage of Megastar Madonna and Supermodel Jesus Luz
(Sources : W Magazine , et al)

Joseph Obi | About The Sensational Wellness Visionary

2009-04-02T20:13:00.000-07:00

*About Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Vexatious Moi ? ? ?

2009-04-02T20:07:00.000-07:00

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has openly denied being vexatious with the General Medical Council.

Responding to General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a 'Totally Vexatious Attitude' to it and it's Staff , a monumentally shocked Professor Obi swiftly retorted :

"Vexatious , Moi ? . . . Surely you jest ?

It is the GMC which is the Racist Vexatious Party here - and the GMC bloody well knows it !

I am just a Poor Little Black Guy who ultimately wants the GMC to ethically change for the better - and I will certainly not rest until the Racist GMC permanently stops harassing Rebellious Ethnic Minority Doctors like me .

If the GMC sensationally feels that Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi is an extremely serious threat to it's statutory authority , then it better go think again . . . for Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is (most certainly) not the one who the GMC should really be afraid of ; especially at at time when there are so very many thousands of (Racially Abused) Ethnic Minority Doctors out there - many of whom are exceedingly ready to mercilessly pounce upon the GMC if ever the need arises . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi Attacks PM Jade Goody Damehood Snub . . .

2009-03-25T03:28:00.000-07:00

Black British Human Rights Campaigner Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly condemned the refusal of UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown to accept an Online Downing Street Petition relating to the granting of an Honorary (Posthumous) Damehood to the Late Reality TV Star Jade Goody.

At the time of this exceedingly brief online report , Dr Obi was said to be totally incandescent with disgust at the PM's attitude.

Further details on the Top Level Spat are precariously coming soon.

Jade Goody : 1981 - 2009

Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine Wellness Guru | eBook !

2009-03-24T13:32:00.000-07:00

The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You

Joseph Obi arrives on FaceBook | Dr Obi does it again . . .

2009-03-23T06:25:00.000-07:00

It is publicly announced that the World's Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor has finally arrived on Top Social Networking Website Facebook.com.

Please kindly click on the customized weblink below , to gloriously enter the Exceedingly Wonderful World of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Joseph Chikelue Obi's Profile | Create your badge

Joseph Obi ¦ " Robert Mugabe is not the only Zimbabwe Problem . . ."

2008-12-07T06:28:00.000-08:00

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Doctor Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the recently re-elected Zimbabwean President , Dr Robert Mugabe.

Speaking at yet another Private Round Table Discussion on African Affairs , the eclectic Professor Obi bluntly re-iterated :

" It is already on due public record that His Excellency Dr Robert Gabriel Mugabe successfully contested the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections . . . and was duly declared to be the lawful winner of the said 2008 Presidential Election by the Statutorily Competent Zimbabwean Electoral Commission (ZEC) . . . in addition to having also being formally sworn in by the Lord Chief Justice of Zimbabwe (with all of the Supreme Court Justices and Defence Chiefs in tow).

Shocking though these comments may seem , there is actually precious little that anyone out there can really do about it ,(short of either an Assassination or an Invasion or both) ; as Zimbabwe still remains a Sovereign National State in it's very own right.

What Zimbabwe really needs to do right now is widely open it's Doors to Charitable Organizations and defiantly tell Prime Minister Gordon Brown (of the UK) to mind his own bloody business, while Africa seriously tries to resolve the problem just like the AU recently did (under very similar circumstances) in Kenya.

Dr Gordon Brown was never ever elected to be British Prime Minister via any general election in the UK , and he never ever even had the bleeding guts to honourably hold a general election once it dawned upon him that he would most probably lose it !

So what moral right does Gordon Brown now have to challenge the legitimacy of Robert Mugabe on the election issue ?"

When asked how precisely he would solve the problem , Professor Joseph Obi essentially churned out his previous statement on the matter:

"I have never (ever) been comfortable with the idea of Robert Mugabe being the Omnipotent Executive (Presidential) Head of State. Zimbabwe (former Rhodesia) has historically had both a Prime Minister and a Head of State.

My previously publicized solution to this whole wretched quagmire has already been duly implemented ; and essentially involved bringing back the post of Prime Minister of Zimbabwe , and warmly offering it to Morgan Tsvangirai of the MDC - whose political party decisively won the Parliamentary Elections , as officially declared by the ZEC.

My aforementioned plan also allowed Dr Robert Mugabe - who decisively won the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections (as officially declared by the ZEC) to remain as Titular Head of State ; up until the hallowed time when he gracefully gives up the Ghost (which I can assure you will probably not be as long as you think).

My solution also demanded that George W Bush , Gordon Brown and all of the other nosey little busybodies (outside Zimbabwe) should kindly concentrate on the Huge Poverty (and Destitution) in their very own countries - without endlessly meddling in Zimbabwe's Internal Affairs.

An important additionally updated inclusion to the plan specifically relates to the award of Massive Financial (and Administrative) Concessions to those Charitable Organizations which are independently (and ethically) assisting Zimbabwe with various Agricultural Projects , Sanitation (Sewage) Issues , Safe Drinking Water Initiatives , Basic Education Strategies , Micro-Credit Facilities , Public Health Programmes and Medical Services - most especially at the Local (Grassroots) Level.

All that it will maverickly take (in this particular case) to independently oversee this exceptionally difficult time is a Firebrand (Top Level) African Union Mediation Commission made up of Winnie Mandela (of South Africa) , Ibrahim Babangida (of Nigeria) together with Jerry Rawlings (of Ghana) - and the whole Zimbabwean Election Problem will be amicably resolved long before you know it . . . so that ordinary Zimbabweans (out on the streets) will at least be able to afford bread , butter, milk , rice and fish - while all outstanding matters are carefully being ironed out by the Seasoned Mediators.

Africa is more than competent enough to expediently solve it's very own regional problems (Thank you very much). "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - "No UK Obama for next 100 Years"

2008-11-11T04:19:00.001-08:00

Highly Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has averred that a UK equivalent of President Barack Obama , will not happen anytime before the year 2108.

Speaking during a short phone conversation, a Totally Jubilant Professor Obi stated :

" The Institutionally Racist Political System in the United Kingdom is a totally different ball-game altogether.

In the USA , almost anyone can contest for President - provided that he (or she) has the fiscal means to do so ; as most American Politicians are far much more Liberal than their Highly Constipated UK Counterparts.

That is why , in the United Kingdom (despite all its Pomp and Pageantry), you must still have to already be the Substantive Leader of a Mainstream UK Political Party before you are able to make any solid headway whatsoever ; and one of the most racist places to be on this particular planet (at the moment) is (most probably) the Hallowed Parliament Chamber of the United Kingdom.

Most UK Parliamentarians would rather die than see a Black UK Political Party Leader , let alone a Black UK Prime Minister.

The exceedingly unfortunate bottomline is that there will be no UK Equivalent of President Barack Obama for the next 100 Years or so - and any Potential Black Man who dares rear his head for the office of UK Prime Minister will most likely be assassinated by the Racist UK Security Forces . . . long before he momentously gets the opportunity to graciously move into Number 10 Downing Street."

Dr Joseph Obi endorses Online Petition to 'Save Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand' . . .

2008-10-29T09:54:00.000-07:00

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) taps into the 'No Frills' Market . . .

2008-10-25T08:24:00.000-07:00

*FOR IMMEDIATE INTERNATIONAL MEDIA SYNDICATION AND DISTRIBUTION.
_____________________________________________________________________________

Now that the Long-Awaited Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation has finally arrived , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is exceedingly pleased to boldly announce the Introduction of a (Recession-Proof) 'No Frills' Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) , which is ethically targeted at those Alternative Medicine Professionals who are currently not in a position to afford Fellowship of RCAM (and the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation).

The 7 Key Benefits of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)

* An Official RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) ID Card

* Ethical Access to the RCAM LinkedIn Group Networking Forum

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Fellowship and other Designation (Upgrade) Fees

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Conferences and Training Initiatives

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Seminars and Wellness Consultations

* Unlimited RCAM Income Generation Opportunities

* (Life-Long) RCAM Continuing Professional Mentorship

Please carefully note that :

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are not entitled to represent themselves as Fellows of RCAM.

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are also not entitled to use the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation or the RCAM Fellowship Suffix Designation .

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) will not receive any Formal RCAM Certificate ; as their ID Card appropriately confirms their Status

To ethically reward those who are currently Active Participants of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Networking Group , the following Sliding Scale Fee Structure will be in operation for Subcribers to the Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP).

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 26th of October 2008 and the 31st of October 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €299 ( Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of November 2008 and the 31st of December 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €499 ( Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2009 and the 31st of December 2009 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €999 ( Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2010 and the 31st of December 2010 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1499 ( One Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2011 and the 31st of December 2011 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1999 ( One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

How to make your RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) Payment :

* First Join the RCAM LinkedIn Network (Click Here)

* Make sure that you fully complete your LinkedIn Profile and upload a Clear Photograph (which will be used for your RCAM ID Card).

*After completing your Linkedin Profile , please Kindly Click Here to send us an online message , making sure that you state that you belong to our RCAM LinkedIn Network - so that you can additionally obtain your 5% (Five Percent) Discount !

*You will then be emailed an Electronic Invoice , after we have checked your LinkedIn Profile via our LinkedIn Group.

*You must ensure that you settle your Invoice Immediately to avoid Late Payment Fees.

*Your RCAM ID Card should then arrive within 6 Weeks of Payment.

Please do not hesitate to Contact RCAM Directly , if ever you have any further Queries.

Thank You.

RCAM International Press Office.

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Urges Paparazzi To Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone . . .

2008-10-18T03:35:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Chief Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a wide range of headlines in Paris - during an extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi averred :

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone.

It's just not fair . . ."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Revives Medical Rebels Organization

2008-10-17T05:08:00.000-07:00

INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE MEDIA DISTRIBUTION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors in the United Kingdom (UK) are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

END OF PRESS STATEMENT

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says Tarique Ghaffur will be an excellent London Metropolitan Commissioner of Police . . .

2008-10-04T04:43:00.000-07:00

Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly backed the United Kingdom's Top Asian Police Officer , Tarique Ghaffur, to be the next Commissioner of the London Metropolitan Police Force.

Speaking in response to profound indications that there will soon be a vacancy for the UK's Pinnacle Policing Position , Professor Obi said:

"In my humble opinion , Police Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur is perfectly qualifed for the Top Crime-Fighting (Security) Job in question - and is additionally also probably the only Senior Police Officer in the United Kingdom who could effectively utilize his Extensive Professional (and Personal) Experience to fundamentally purge most forms of Corruption , Harassment and Racism out of the London Metropolitan Police Force . . . for good."

Alternative Medicine College RCAM to help poor Fellowship Applicants . . .

2008-09-28T10:52:00.000-07:00

In the light of the worsening Global Economic Climate , it is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to temporarily accept Instalmental Payment Options from those RCAM Fellowship Applicants who are facing Severe Financial Hardship.

All Affected Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.

*Alternative Medicine Campaign (Publicity Unit).

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Defends Singer George Michael . . .

2008-09-21T15:42:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly commended Musical Superstar George Michael for publicly apologizing to his fans after a few personal indiscretions.

Speaking in response to general questions surrounding the issue, Professor Obi said :

" I have been an ardent admirer of George Michael's Music for over a quarter of a century . . . . . So I certainly do not think that a few Moments of Profound Human Weakness in a couple of Upmarket Public Lavatories are ever going to dramatically reduce the phenomenal respect which I have for one of the greatest singers that this world has ever known.

As it is already on due record that George Michael has publicly apologized and also additionally vowed to sort himself out - then I personally do not think that it is anybody else's business about how he precisely goes about getting himself back on track .

He will certainly succeed - provided that he is appropriately empowered to do so ."

Dr Joseph Obi - Further MLC Clarification

2008-08-20T01:34:00.000-07:00

INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE MLC CHIEF REGULATOR

I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.

As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.

MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).

The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.

In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.

I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Date : 18th of August 2008

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Medical Licensing Commission is ABOVE General Medical Council" . . .

2008-08-18T09:51:00.001-07:00

" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.

I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.

As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.

MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).

The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.

In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.

I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi officially now has his very own Celebrity Stalker . . .

2008-08-17T14:35:00.000-07:00

Barely 24 hours after we publicly announced that Alternative Medicine Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi had proudly launched a brand new Celebrity Website , we can lawfully reveal that he now has his very own Celebrity Stalker to go with it.

Speaking during an Exclusive Interview , Professor Obi said:

" I personally think that this particular stalker definitely seems to have some sort of crush on me . . . . . . . Perhaps (chiefly) because I am widely considered to be some kind of Superhuman Alpha Male Figure."

*Click here to grab the full story . . .

Dr Joseph Obi hits the Celebrity Circuit . . .

2008-08-16T07:11:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Doctor Joseph Obi has just launched a fabulous new website . . .

Click here to ethically enjoy the rambling musical mayhem !

RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) invades the United Kingdom . . .

2008-08-13T04:48:00.000-07:00

Ireland-Based RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is to commercially take over the (United Kingdom - Based) Medical Licensing Commission (MLC).

Further details will be announced in due course.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi hails Brand New Dawn in Zimbabwe . . .

2008-08-11T04:14:00.000-07:00

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly congratulated Zimbabwe on it's current moves towards a Sensational New Political Rebirth.

Speaking early this morning during a very short debate on African Affairs, the cheekily grinning Professor Obi said :

"From all diplomatic indications , it currently provisionally seems that our dearly beloved Zimbabwe is very (very) close to an exceedingly peaceful resolution of it's Minor Family Problem - and I warmly look forward to the lawful emergence of a brand new dawn in that Magnificent Tropical Country.

Africa is totally vindicated . . . Gordon Brown and George Bush should both cover their heads in perpetual shame . . . All Economic Sanctions against Zimbabwe must now be lifted immediately and unconditionally."

UK Medical Doctors Break Away From General Medical Council ; Form New Medical Regulatory Body Called Medical Licensing Commission

2008-07-26T07:12:00.000-07:00

It is announced that the Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council (GMC) ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has formally accepted to serve as the first-ever Grand Master of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC).

The Medical Licensing Commission is a brand new Independent Medical Professional Regulatory Organization which will offer all Medical Graduates an Alternative Career Path to that of Conventional Medical Licensure.

Although the Medical Licensing Commission currently has it's Headquarters in the United Kingdom , it will lawfully be accepting applications from all Medical Graduates Worldwide.

Further details are coming soon.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine - 4th Anniversary Celebrations 2008

2008-07-13T08:23:00.000-07:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is to ethically celebrate it's 4th Anniversary by awarding 400 ( Four Hundred ) International RCAM Fellowship Candidates a 40% (Fourty Percent) Reduction in their RCAM Fellowship Fee.

Interested International RCAM Applicants must apply anytime after Midnight on the 28th of July 2008 ; and fully complete all of of their appropriate Fellowship Procedures before 8 am (GMT) on the 8th of August 2008.

Thank You.

General Medical Council Staff Lisa Bond shamefully caught falsifying GMC Registration Panel Evidence of Prominent UK Ethnic Minority Doctor . . .

2008-07-10T06:00:00.000-07:00

It is revealed that Miss Lisa Bond , a paid member of staff at the Manchester Office of the General Medical Council , was recently caught falsifying official evidence which is scheduled to be used for an upcoming General Medical Council Registration Panel Meeting relating to a Prominent General Medical Council Critic.

Exclusive official emails have now started appearing on the internet , wherein the above named Member of Staff brazenly admitted to hiding important documentary evidence far away from General Medical Council Panellists (to prevent the Panellists from carefully studying it before their Meeting) ; seemingly in a desperate bid for her to get into the Good Books of GMC Registrar Finlay Scott - by criminally deceiving GMC Panellists into making an outrageously corrupt decision on the case .

At the time of this report , it seems very likely that the utterly unscrupulous Miss Bond mainly seems to behave in this manner wherever Ethnic Minority Doctors are concerned , thus fervently fuelling the embers of Institutional Racism within the General Medical Council.

Further headline updates relating to Miss Lisa Bond will soon be made publicly available - over the next few days or so.

Joseph Chikelue Obi says Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon have their very own Professional Title.

2008-07-08T05:40:00.000-07:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly confirmed that Alternative Medicine Professionals will be getting their very own Unitary Professional Title ; before the end of November 2008.

Speaking during a rather brief phone interview , Professor Obi said:

" Alternative Medicine Physicians , Alternative Medicine Practitioners , CAM Healers , Wellness Consultants , Native Doctors , Spiritualists , Psychics , Health Gurus and all other Alternative Medicine Professionals desperately need a Statutorily-Protected Prefix ; which will boldly appear before their names , so that all members of the public will clearly be able to identify them accordingly.

Hopefully, we will soon be able to lawfully announce the existence of such a Title , on or before the 30th of November 2008 ."

General Medical Council Ethnicity Census solidly rejected by 100000 GMC Registered Doctors . . .

2008-07-05T01:41:00.000-07:00

Verified Statistics from the General Medical Council comprehensively indicate that almost 100,000 (one hundred thousand) Registered Doctors working within the United Kingdom have formally snubbed the ongoing General Medical Council Ethnicity Census ; by defiantly refusing to submit their Ethnicity Data directly to the severely discredited Regulatory Body.

More GMC Ethnicity Census Headlines will be made publicly available in due course.

Please kindly click here for further information.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Woos Retired Doctors

2008-06-02T20:41:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Guru and Royal College of Alternative Medicine Boss ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is maverickly recruiting Non-Practising Medical Doctors to eclectically serve as Corporate Wellness Seminar Presenters for very short courses in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Please kindly contact Professor Obi if ever you know anyone who could be of use for this exceedingly eclectic project.

Medical School Graduates without Active Medical Practising Licenses are deemed to be highly valuable to Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; because such candidates have already been comprehensively trained in the Healthcare Arena - and therefore do not need much coaching to professionally tweek them into Alternative Medicine Gurus !

Successful Candidates (who will earn approximately US$100 Per hour) must have completed the RCAM Fellowship Appraisal Programme.

Excellent Public Speaking Skills are also fundamentally required too.

Thank you for globally spreading the word . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Unveils Alternative Medicine Affiliates Programme

2008-05-28T19:42:00.000-07:00

Newsflash: Royal College of Alternative Medicine Sensational Fellowship Commission Bonanza

We are profoundly pleased to publicly announce that for the months of June , July and August 2008 ; all current Alternative Medicine Affiliates of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will duly be entitled to earn a one-off Bonus of US$500 ( Five Hundred American Dollars) for every Fully Paid Up RCAM Fellow who they ethically refer.

Please kindly visit the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network of Dr Joseph Obi ; for further details.

About the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network:

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Strongman Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is presently hiring Internet Business Affiliates for the ethical viral marketing of the 2009 International Editions of his Self Care Publications.

All seriously interested candidates with an exceedingly formidable track record in online sales and networking should kindly click here to contact him without delay.

Your current Linkedin Profile must have at least five hundred (500) connections plus five recommendations , before your application will be considered ; as your Validated Linkedin Profile will officially serve as your CV (Resume).

Remuneration Payment (Commission) is permanently fixed at 25% of your net generated revenue.

Wednesday is the designated Payday - Every Blessed Week.

All commissions will be processed electronically.

Thank you.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Now The World's Most Famous Medical Doctor ?

2008-04-09T04:47:00.000-07:00

It's unofficial folks : At 1215 HRS GMT yesterday , the Undisputed Doyen of Medical Politics and Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , once again allegedly became the most famous Medical Doctor of all time, ever to be mentioned on the Internet.

Preliminary Reports reveal that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi (and all SEO Keywords relating to him) effortlessly amassed over 35 Billion Online Hits ; while also being the key focus of discussion in over 41 Million Blogs, Forums and Chatrooms.

In second place was the late General Medical Council Confidante and UK Serial Killer , Dr Harold Shipman . . . with just under 27 Billion Hits.

At the time of this report , a spokesperson for Dr Joseph Obi was unavailable for comment.

Here is a very short summary of precisely what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) Chief Regulator Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :

"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart

"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat

"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)

"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

More details coming soon . . .

Lady Heather Ann Mills McCartney Launches Fabulous New Look

2008-03-08T03:47:00.000-08:00

After her widely publicized split from Beatle's Legend Sir Paul McCartney , we are reliably informed that the Honourable Lady Heather Ann Mills McCartney is now ready to romantically move on with her life.

We therefore do publicly appeal that everybody fully respects Lady Heather's Privacy ; as she lawfully reserves the right to happily fall in love again.

Thank You and God Bless You.