Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Urges Paparazzi To Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Chief Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a wide range of headlines in Paris - during an extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi averred :

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone.

It's just not fair . . ."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Revives Medical Rebels Organization

INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE MEDIA DISTRIBUTION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors in the United Kingdom (UK) are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

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