Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Clobbers The Skeptics ! | Professor Joseph Obi Wins Again !

Downing Street Alternative Medicine Petition : Final (Closing Results)

* Campaign to increase Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 1028 Signatures (Created by Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi)

* Campaign to decrease Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 43 Signatures (Created by an Arrogant Bunch of Skeptic Losers)

Verdict : Alternative Medicine Supporters currently outnumber Arrogant Skeptic Scientists ; by a Formidable Factor of almost 20 to 1

Monday 21 December 2009

Thursday 19 November 2009

Saturday 31 October 2009

Professor Joseph Obi : "The UK Conservative Party Will Soon Formidably Regain Streatham Parliamentary Constituency "


Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Battle-Axe , Professor Joseph Obi , has (once again) publicly urged the People of Streatham to comprehensively kick out the Governing Labour Party from it's Streatham Parliamentary Seat.


Commenting in response to Political Questions from Local Ethnic Minority Leaders , Firebrand Streathamite Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Streatham was far much better under the Conservative Party . . . So I cannot but only hope (and pray) that Streatham is duly returned to the Tories at the Next UK General Election . "

Dr Joseph Obi Suavely Wins Top UK Diversity Caucus Job.

It is publicly announced that Black British Politician Dr Joseph Obi has just been unanimously elected to Head a Brand New Political Organization called the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

One fundamental role of the UKDC will be to Ethically Laise with the British National Party (together with other Similar Nationalist Entities) ; with the Ultimate Aim of Politically Healing all forms of Racism and Discrimination .

The Indomitable Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has since decisively swung into Action . . .

Further details will be released shortly.

Joseph Obi Launches European Parliamentary Candidacy

* Joseph Obi : Political Press Statement *

Dr Joseph Obi has publicly declared his profound personal interest in formidably contesting as a Substantive MEP Candidate ; during the Next European Parliamentary Election.

The Official Obi for Europe Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is www.Obi-1.com .

* End of Political Press Statement *





(Team Joseph Obi)

Sunday 19 July 2009

Joseph Obi : Social Networking Profile Update July 2009

Please be informed that the New Facebook URL of The Rt Hon Laird Joseph Obi (of Kincavel) can easily be located under the FaceBook Search Name of Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi : International Tour 2009 : Asia

Dr Joseph Obi , recently commenced a Whirlwind Asian Tour.

Further Details are coming soon.

Doctor Joseph Obi Warns International Medical Graduates About New GMC License : " Seek Independent Legal Advice "

This is to publicly advise all International Medical Graduates to always endeavour to seek Independent Legal Advice ; most especially before coming to the United Kingdom under the Fundamentally Flawed General Medical Council Licensing Scheme.


Thank You ,

Doctor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Professor The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

Sunday 12 July 2009

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Rushes To Oprah's Defence !



Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned Sponsored (Hatchet - Job) Journalists to Stop Shamelessly Harassing Superstar Oprah Winfrey over her sustained support for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine Interventions.

Speaking in Asia during a Breakfast Meeting Question Session , where he firmly outlined his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically averred :

" As far as RCAM is concerned , Oprah Winfrey , currently exceeds the Baseline Criteria for the Title of Alternative Medicine Doctor.

Oprah is Fully Qualified and Comprehensively Insured to Formidably Heal the Public via Magazines , Radio , Television Screens , Endorsements , Exclusive Merchandize plus other Internet Channels or Outlets ; and from where I am gleefully standing , it would firmly appear that Thousands of Millions of People all over the World happily tune in , (Every Blessed Year) , for their very own Holistic Therapeutic Dose of Highly Effective Oprah Therapy
.

It is therefore not within the Fundamental Professional Purview of Certain (Poorly Educated) Skeptic Journalists to sarcastically write her off as some (very sad) sort of (Mentally-Unstable) Wacky Cures Enthusiast ; especially when Dr Winfrey is probably the Most Prolific International Healer of our Modern Clinical Age . "


Thursday 7 May 2009

Dr Joseph Obi : Alternative Medicine Clinical Apprenticeship Scheme ( Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland)

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi , will soon be taking on Clinical Apprentices , for placements in his Northern Ireland Alternative Medicine Network.

All Interested Applicants must obtain Private Funding for these positions ; as Professor Obi has voluntarily opted out of National Apprenticeships Schemes.

Long Term Unemployed Candidates will be recruited from both Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

Typical Apprenticeships essentially last for a basic period of 12 Lunar Months ; and will hopefully culminate in a wide range of Lucrative Self-Employment Initiatives

Professor Joseph Obi can easily be contacted by clicking on this Link.


Thank You.

Joseph Obi : How To Secure Samantha Orobator's Freedom



Further to the very many countless online requests for my Direct Diplomatic Intervention in this case ; I would like to publicly suggest that the very best way to help Samantha Orobator is to quickly write directly to the Military President of Lao , via the following address :

HE General Choummaly Sayasone
President of Lao and Leader of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
c/o HE Ambassador Phiane Philakone
Embassy of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic
2222 S St. NW
Washington, DC 20008
Email Address: laoembas@gmail.com
Phone: +1 (202) 328 9148 +1 (202) 667 0187
Consular Office: +1 (202) 667 0076
Fax: +1 (202) 232 1208
Website : http://www.laoembassy.com

In the interim , I will continue to secretly work behind-the-scenes ; to ethically attempt to judiciously secure the future of either Samantha , or her Unborn Child or Both.

Thank You ,

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

Monday 20 April 2009

Monday 13 April 2009

Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel : FAQ's (Etiquette & Protocol)


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's) about the Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

*Question Number 1 :

What is the Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel ?

*Answer Number 1 :

The Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel is : The Right Honourable RCAM Provost and the Much Honoured Laird Obi [(Professor Dr Mr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)] of Kincavel , Sonachan , Ardnamurchan.

Acceptable Abbreviated Formal Styles include any of the following :

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost , Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

Tabloid Headlines : Easter 2009 Music Video Bonanza !

Tabloid Headlines Easter Video 2009 : Fascination (By AlphaBeat)

Specially chosen by Laird Obi of Kincavel


Laird Obi of Kincavel : European Political Career Beckons ?


We are impeccably informed that General Medical Council Opposition Leader , The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be entering Frontline European Politics.

Professor Obi is widely expected to boldly contest for a Very Safe European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat ; sometime in the Year 2013.

Further Information will be released quite shortly . . .

Joseph Obi becomes the Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel




The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel



It is announced that The Rt Hon RCAM Provost Dr Joseph Obi was recently officially confirmed as the First-Ever Black British Alternative Medicine Doctor to be formally elevated to the Hereditary Scottish Gentry.

Professor Obi is to henceforth be formally styled as : The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel




Rt Hon Laird Provost Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) : Book Club

Dr Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2009 Easter Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.



The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : " All That I Seek Is Justice . . ."

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Dr Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : There's Only One

" Organizers of Top Public Speaking Engagements politely tend to frequently ask me whether I would candidly prefer to be rapturously introduced onto the podium as either The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi or (simply just) The Rt Hon Dr Joseph (without the Chikelue) Obi."

With a Water Melon Smile and a Dashing Hollywood Wink , I always tend to humbly reply :

"There are probably more than a million and one ( wannabe ) Joseph Obi's on this earthly planet alone . . . But Alas , Oh Alas , (my precious little darlings) - There very sadly remains just the one (and only) Totally Sensational Joseph Chikelue Obi."

Thursday 2 April 2009

Dr Joseph Obi defends Madonna and Jesus (Luz) . . .



The Undisputed Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly lashed out at the Media Establishment for wrongly portraying the Hot Sexual Relationship between Musical Megastar Madonna and Brazilian Supermodel Jesus Luz as a Satanic and Incestuous One.


Speaking in response to questions posed during a Weekend Party at a Top European Restaurant ; Dr Obi sadly hissed :

" To each one , one's very own Amorous Inclination . . .

Age should never (ever , ever) be deemed to be a barrier to Love.

The fact that Madonna is far much older than both of the Guy's (Jesus Luz's) Parents should not really be an issue at this particular point in time ; most especially when it obviously seems that both of them seem to be taking a Highly Reflective Break.

Tabloid Journalists have absolutely no right to go around harassing them like this - and neither should any of their (Headline-Hungry) News Barons ruthlessly drag the Real Sacred Christian Religious Icons (like God the Son , Jesus and His Most Holy Virgin Mother , The Madonna) into it either.

It is those Outrageously Greedy Barons who really ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves ; for having the Absolutely Insipid Taste to Brazenly Publish such Obliviously Blasphemous and Morbidly Incestuous Insinuations."


Exclusive Photographic Footage of Megastar Madonna and Supermodel Jesus Luz
(Sources : W Magazine , et al)




Joseph Obi | About The Sensational Wellness Visionary



*About Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Vexatious Moi ? ? ?

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has openly denied being vexatious with the General Medical Council.

Responding to General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a 'Totally Vexatious Attitude' to it and it's Staff , a monumentally shocked Professor Obi swiftly retorted :

"Vexatious , Moi ? . . . Surely you jest ?

It is the GMC which is the Racist Vexatious Party here - and the GMC bloody well knows it !

I am just a Poor Little Black Guy who ultimately wants the GMC to ethically change for the better - and I will certainly not rest until the Racist GMC permanently stops harassing Rebellious Ethnic Minority Doctors like me .

If the GMC sensationally feels that Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi is an extremely serious threat to it's statutory authority , then it better go think again . . . for Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is (most certainly) not the one who the GMC should really be afraid of ; especially at at time when there are so very many thousands of (Racially Abused) Ethnic Minority Doctors out there - many of whom are exceedingly ready to mercilessly pounce upon the GMC if ever the need arises . . ."

Wednesday 25 March 2009

Dr Joseph Obi Attacks PM Jade Goody Damehood Snub . . .

Black British Human Rights Campaigner Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly condemned the refusal of UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown to accept an Online Downing Street Petition relating to the granting of an Honorary (Posthumous) Damehood to the Late Reality TV Star Jade Goody.

At the time of this exceedingly brief online report , Dr Obi was said to be totally incandescent with disgust at the PM's attitude.

Further details on the Top Level Spat are precariously coming soon.


Jade Goody : 1981 - 2009

Tuesday 24 March 2009

Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine Wellness Guru | eBook !




The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You

Monday 23 March 2009

Joseph Obi arrives on FaceBook | Dr Obi does it again . . .

It is publicly announced that the World's Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor has finally arrived on Top Social Networking Website Facebook.com.

Please kindly click on the customized weblink below , to gloriously enter the Exceedingly Wonderful World of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi.



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