Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel : FAQ's (Etiquette & Protocol)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's) about the Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

*Question Number 1 :

What is the Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel ?

*Answer Number 1 :

The Full Title of Formal Address for The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel is : The Right Honourable RCAM Provost and the Much Honoured Laird Obi [(Professor Dr Mr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)] of Kincavel , Sonachan , Ardnamurchan.

Acceptable Abbreviated Formal Styles include any of the following :

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost , Obi of Kincavel
or
The Rt Hon Laird Provost Obi of Kincavel

Tabloid Headlines : Easter 2009 Music Video Bonanza !

Tabloid Headlines Easter Video 2009 : Fascination (By AlphaBeat)

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Laird Obi of Kincavel : European Political Career Beckons ?

We are impeccably informed that General Medical Council Opposition Leader , The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be entering Frontline European Politics.

Professor Obi is widely expected to boldly contest for a Very Safe European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat ; sometime in the Year 2013.

Further Information will be released quite shortly . . .

Joseph Obi becomes the Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel


It is announced that The Rt Hon RCAM Provost Dr Joseph Obi was recently officially confirmed as the First-Ever Black British Alternative Medicine Doctor to be formally elevated to the Hereditary Scottish Gentry.

Professor Obi is to henceforth be formally styled as : The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

Rt Hon Laird Provost Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) : Book Club

Dr Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2009 Easter Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : " All That I Seek Is Justice . . ."

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Dr Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi : There's Only One

" Organizers of Top Public Speaking Engagements politely tend to frequently ask me whether I would candidly prefer to be rapturously introduced onto the podium as either The Rt Hon Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi or (simply just) The Rt Hon Dr Joseph (without the Chikelue) Obi."

With a Water Melon Smile and a Dashing Hollywood Wink , I always tend to humbly reply :

"There are probably more than a million and one ( wannabe ) Joseph Obi's on this earthly planet alone . . . But Alas , Oh Alas , (my precious little darlings) - There very sadly remains just the one (and only) Totally Sensational Joseph Chikelue Obi."